If I had my way I would be prescribing dildos and clitoral stimulators to women worldwide Pitbull style. Masturbation is not just for pleasure it comes with a number of health benefits which should be brought to light, perhaps we could run the world dry of all their megaphones and have a simultaneous, scream all the benefits of masturbating for the world to hear.
WHAT IS IT?
Masturbating is such a bazar concept when you think about it… You’re touching yourself in your genital areas in a particular way that can result in immense pleasure and the release of a beautiful cocktail of chemicals in your glorious bodies. It is perfectly natural, although I wouldn’t be flicking to bean out in public, as a result you might get some perfectly natural stranger stare downs. I’m sure you are thinking to yourself how common is masturbating? If you weren’t I’m sure that I’ve planted it in your head now. You see it’s not one of those things you typically would get anecdotal evidence for. For example if you wanted to know how often people would buy a coffee in the morning, you could easily collect the data, ask away, collegues family members, friends no qualms at all. But if you wanted to collect data on how often the lovely ladies in your life ‘flick the bean’ so to say that data collection could be a different looking sort of process, most likely involving you turning a crimson colour of red. So to save you the trouble one study in older adults estimated that between 27 and 40 per cent of women and 41 to 65 percent of men reported masturbating the past month.
MYTHS
There are many a myths floating around about masturbation. If you are not privy to these let me enlighten you…
- Masturbation can make you go blind
- It can cause you to suffer from erectile dysfunction
- Masturbation causes infertility
Just to confirm all of these myths are absolute chicken shit. Masturbation is fun, natural and healthy and there are no physical side effects. Although if wanting to masturbate so often it is impacting the following activities, you might need to talk to a professional 🙂
- skip chores or daily activities
- miss work or school
- cancel plans with friends or family
- miss important social events
Benefits of Masturbation
There are an absolute plethora of benefits of masturbating, if you don’t fell the urge to head down to sexy land after reading this to buy the newest vibrator then I don’t know what will convince you… Ok here we go…
- relieve built up stress
- improved sleep
- aid in symptoms of depression and anxiety
- relaxation
- pleasure
- release sexual tension
- relieve cramps
- improve self-esteem
Not to mention what is happening in our brains when we engage in self pleasing acts. Our neurotransmitters such as dopamine and oxytocin are firing away in our brains! These neurotransmitters are responsible for regulating our moods and increased feeling of pleasure.
To finish off 😉
Masturbating, is fun, natural and safe 🙂 Do you know what won’t hurt your feelings… A VIBRATOR!